#Source: Robots
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[Raph and Casey are making armpit fart noises]
Donnie: Are you guys 3 years old? This is how a man does it!
Donnie: *armpit fart*
April: You guys are so gross! And besides, this is how you do it!
April: *armpit fart*
Mikey: Hey guys! Get get a loud of this!
Mikey: *farts*
[Everyone begins coughing and gagging]
Leo: Mikey! They were using their arms!!
#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: robots#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#raphael#casey jones#donatello#april o'neil#michelangelo#leonardo
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Starscream: Who are these losers? Sunstreaker: We mam... Starscream: I'm a mech. Sideswipe: Ouch.
#incorrect quotes#transformers incorrect quotes#transformers#source: robots#starscream#sunstreaker#sideswipe#lambo twins
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Marlene: You consider me a friend? Lily: Yeah. What else would I consider you? Marlene: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.
#marauders#incorrect marauders and co quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#marlene mckinnon#lily evans#the valkyries#source: robots
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How Breaktime Happens At Black Hat Organization
Given he only gives second breaks. It would be fitting.
#villainous#villanos#villainos#black hat organization#black hat#source: robots#incorrect villainous quotes#incorrect villanos cquotes#incorrect quotes
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Sly: Au reservoir, my darling. [kisses her fingertips]
Carmelita: Thanks for walking me home.
Sly: Thanks for carrying me up that hill.
Carmelita: Until tomorrow?
Sly: I shall count the seconds. So far, I'm up to four!
Carmelita: [chuckles] You crazy nut boy!
Sly: Crazy about you...
#source: robots#source: robots (2005)#sly cooper#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes#submitted by anonymous#[slyfox]
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Plugg: Kurda, you're a sick, twisted, evil person. Kurda: I try.
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[Sackboy and Newton playing around with arm farts]
Avalon: Hey, guys. Come on. What are y’all? Three years old? This is how a man does it.
Larry: You chaps are so gross! Besides…THIS is how you do it!
Herbert: Hey, folks! Get a load of this.
*Farts so loud it could clear up the room, good grief Herbert, what have you been eating?*
Larry: Dr. Higginbotham! We were using our arms! Herbert: Oh…Excuse me man…
#lbp#littlebigplanet#sackboy#newton pud#lbp2#littlebigplanet2#littlebigplanet3#lbp 3#Larry Davinci#Avalon Centrifuge#Herbert Higginbotham#dr. herbert higginbotham#Incorrect Quotes#Source: Robots
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Darkel: Pandora, you're a sick, twisted, evil person! Pandora: I try.
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Friendship ( @lavenderrvalleyy )
Peppino: ...You consider me a friend?
Link: Sure! What else would I consider you?
Peppino: I don't know... an embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless...
Link: ...Let's just stick with "friend".
#crossover#loz#tloz#legend of zelda#the legend of zelda#loz oot#ocarina of time#pizza tower#link loz#link legend of zelda#oot link#ocarina of time link#young link#peppino spaghetti#incorrect quotes#source: robots
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Casey: You consider me a friend? Raph: Yeah. What else would I consider you? Casey: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your father? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.
#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: robots#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#raphael#casey jones
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Tailgate: You... consider me a friend?
Whirl: Sure. What else would I consider you?
Tailgate: I don’t know. An embarrassment? A way to piss off Cyclonus? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.
#transformers incorrect quotes#source: robots#Tailgate#Whirl#Cyclonus#MTMTE#mtmte#ll#With Novafire-is-thinking
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Bowser: Cackletta, you’re a sick, twisted, evil woman.
Cackletta: I try…
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Madame Momere to Broodwing and the Evil Exes: Who are these losers?
Lucas: We, sir...
Madame Momere: I'm a woman.
Todd: Ouch.
Lucas: We've come to rescue Gideon, you purple haired hag, and you shall be defeated by the very lot that you scorn and detest!
Matthew: 'Cause there's seven of us and only one of...
[Hundreds of Choiarks appear from behind Madame Momere]
Matthew: Let's see, there's seven of us and... eight? Nine?
Roxie: Did you count that one in the back?
Matthew: I think so.
Kyle to Madame Momere’s Choiarks: Will you all quit moving around? It's so frustrating!
Matthew: I think I counted one of you twice!
Madame Momere: While you're at it, count these!
[A pair of Saiarks dressed as Gideon come into view with another horde of Choiarks sitting on top of one of them]
Madame Momere: As soon as we're done with you, Toronto’s next! This will be the last day of peace any Canadian will ever see!
#power rangers#power rangers spd#scott pilgrim#lucas lee#evil exes#todd ingram#gideon graves#matthew patel#roxie richter#katayanagi twins#kyle katayanagi#pretty cure#happiness charge precure#hapchapre#incorrect quotes#incorrect scott pilgrim quotes#incorrect pretty cure quotes#source: Robots#crossoverquest
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Captain Estrada Is A Lady And Don't Forget It
Captain Estrada (puzzled) : Who are these losers? Pointing at the mishmashed team of lower regarded villains.
Dark Phantom: We sir..
Captain Estrada (angry): I'm a woman!
[The whole group is shocked.]
Ghoul: Ouch!
#villainous#villanos#villainos#source: robots#captain estrada#dark phantom#ghoul#incorrect villanos quotes#incorrect villainous quotes
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Murray: You consider me a friend?
Bentley: Sure! What else would I consider you?
Murray: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.
Bentley: Let's just stick with friend.
#they mean so much to me BAHAHA#source: robots#source: robots (2005)#sly cooper#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes#[cosmo & wanda]
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"Never try, never fail. Those are the words I live by."
- Garfield
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